Chillaxing with Mavhuthu the kick a$$ Bucs supporter

MavhuthuTell us about yourself…

I’m Mavhuthu Dzege, a kick ass Pirates supporter, born and bred in Meadowlands! When it comes to my team the whole would come to a standstill…

How many soccer jerseys of your team have you bought?

+-12

If you were a coach, which players would you sign for your team?

If I were coach I’d sign Sergio Aguero, Thomas Muller, Mario Gotze and to top it off I’d get my hands on a robust defender, Nemanja Vidic.

How much do you spend roughly on your team’s merchandise a season?

Eish, I don’t know, mara it’s well over 2-grand.

Have you ever cried after your team lost a game?

I have never cried! I get upset and swear but I never cry after a loss… I become extremely miserable, but I’d never pull a Pitso Mosimane.

Best-ever game you’ve watched at the stadium and via television?

At the stadium it has to be the first leg of the CAF Champions League final when Orlando Pirates faced Al Ahly, the team showed great character and resilience to salvage a draw. And the best game I’ve seen on TV was when I beat Chiefs 8-0 on Playstation… hahahahaha. On the real, it has to be Bivest Wits vs Bloemfontein Celtic, that game was exciting from the first whistle and it was filled with great skills and goals – Wits won 3-1.

Have you used a Vuvuzela to drink beer/juice?

As a soccer fanatic you need to use your weapons wisely and drinking beer outta a vuvu is something you need to try! The beer goes down like Cristiano Ronaldo in the box!!

Who do you think will be Absa PSL Player of the Season?

Sibusiso Vilakazi!

Apart from your fans, which other teams’ fans do you love?

I rate the Celtic fans (except for Botha and the girl who wears a big Celtic hat) because I just love it when they swear at us every time we beat them… I hate Chiefs fans and anything else that is not Orlando Pirates.

Who do you think will win the League and who will be relegated?

Mamelodi Sundowns will take it, Golden Arrows will go down and Polokwane City will battle it out in the play-offs but they will go down.

Quick shibobo questions

Pap, Rice, Meal-rice or Pizza?

Pap

Coke, Juice, Beer or Whisky?

Beer

Nike, adidas, Puma or Reebok?

adidas

KFC, McDonald’s or Nandos?

Nandos

Sports Bar, Shebeen or Tavern?

Tavern

BMW, Benz, Tazz or VW?

Benz

Lotto, PowerBall or Sportstake?

Powerball