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Beware of fake Facebook accounts

I added Cristiano Ronaldo and he accepted me. I sent him a message. “Hello Ronaldo, is that you?” He replied, “Yes it’s me, how are you?” l responded, “Fine, you know I’m your fan and l like you so much. By the way I’m in Africa.” And he said, “Keep supporting me, otherwise banjani ekhaya?” By Themba Khumalo

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BREAKING:  Jomo Sono fired by Jomo Cosmos

The owner of Jomo Cosmos Mr. Jomo Sono met up with the chairman (Mr. Jomo Sono) and reached the decision to fire coach Jomo Sono. He will be replaced by the technical director Mr. Jomo Sono. This decision came after Mr. Sono (the coach) assaulted the kit manager (Mr. J Sono). It is reported that the assault happened in the ...

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Application for the Kaizer Chiefs Coaching Job

Dear Kaizer Motaung, I hereby apply for the position of a Coach. I would like to have 16V (Doctor Khumalo) as my director of football. Sell Siphiwe Tshabalala, Bongani Ndulula’s contract be terminated, Sell Erick Mathoho to KV Oostende in Belgium, fire Siboniso Gaxa and Ivan Bukenya before I sign my contract. I will need these guys in my squad: ...

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BREAKING: Pirates pull out of Telkom Knockout final ‎

Orlando Pirates have announced they have pulled out of the Telkom Knockout final leaving Kaizer Chiefs and Mamelodi Sundowns to go head to head for the gong. Through the club’s website, the Ghost reveal they had a lengthy discussion as a club and decided to boycott after realising that this was one of those games they hardly win, a final. ...

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